Padawan: Alam mo, sabi dati ng isang high-ranking Jedi Knight, pagdating neto ni Padawan dati, ambait-bait-bait niyan …

Jar-Jar Binks: Tapos ngayon…

Sith Lord: Bwahaha, maldita ka na rin!

Padawan: Hindi na nga ako magdididikit sa yo, nasisira ang aura ko.

Sith Lord: Bwahahaha, kita mo na, bawat sentence mo ngayon, may bahid na ng influence ko.

Jar-Jar Binks: Grabe sa tawa ah. Bwahaha talaga.

Sith Lord: Kelangan yan, kapag Sith Lord ka.

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Jar-Jar Binks: Grabehan, nag-text ang nanay ko, nag-e-emote.

Padawan: O bakit?

Jar-Jar Binks: Chuva-chuva-chuva, chenes-chenes-chenes, iniwanan daw siya ng tatay namin (sumalangit nawa) pero ayos lang dahil meron naman siyang SEVEN wonderful kids.

Padawan: Aaaah … (pause) … so EIGHT kayo?

Sith Lord: Omigod, na-ti-tears-tears ako. I’m soooooo proud of you, young padawan. You’re learning really fast.

Jar-Jar Binks: SEVEN nga lang kami.

Sith Lord: Omigod, lalo akong naiyak. (to padawan) Di niya na-gets! My gash.

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Padawan – A Jedi pupil or student, or broadly used as anyone that is learning.

Sith Lord – The highest ranking Dark Jedi.

Jar-Jar Binks – A Star Wars character introduced in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace and one of the more irritating pieces of crap to come out of George Lucas’ brain.

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Jar Jar Binks: Ooh moi moi I love you!

Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless?

Jar Jar Binks: I speck!

Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here.

Die Jar Jar. Die.

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Disclaimer: May mga parte sa usapan na tunay na naganap. Yung iba, kathang-isip ko na lang wahehehe.